so i was cooking myself a frozen pizza today, which is something i do probably once a week or so, and i noticed the back of the box said, "Serve one tonight. You want the best for your family, and so do we."
what the hell are they talking about? the only reason i eat this garbage is because i'm lazy and have zero self-respect. if i had a family, there's no way i'd be serving them crap like this.
that advertisement back-fired big time with me. not only did it NOT encourage me to serve this fake pizza to my family, but it made me feel bad about MYSELF for eating it. look at this junk. that's not real food.