Tuesday, August 25, 2009

make oprah feel sorry for you

i forgot i did this. but awhile ago, i got a myspace friend request from oprah. this was funny for two reasons: 1) i forgot myspace existed; and 2) oprah JUST got on myspace and she's just asking everyone to be her friend.

jeez oprah, get your head out of your ass. just kidding. i know it's not really oprah. it's like how the mall santas aren't really santa. they're just santa's helpers. so i figured what's a funny thing to say to oprah's helpers? and i sent them this message:

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