Friday, August 7, 2009

leave that dog alone!

in my opinion, if you own a dog, you should just let it be a dog. i mean, i think you should wash it regularly and teach it to poop outside and all that regular stuff. but other than basic housebreaking, you should just let it be a dog. well, i guess it's fun to teach a dog tricks and it's cool when dogs can play frisbee. but other than all that, just let your dog be a dog. well, it's kind of funny when dogs wear sunglasses. and it's kind of funny when dogs have people names like Gary or Stephanie. but other than ALL THOSE THINGS, i think you should just let your dog be a dog. and you should never, ever, nerver, naver touch your dog as close to the base of it's tail as the man is in the above photo.

also, i don't think flowers should be spraypainted gold. also, i don't think curtains should be airbrushed. also, this guy looks like a real weiner.

1 comment:

Amber said...

it's weird that they went through all that trouble to set up the perfect scene, yet they photographed him just as he was doing the handsless wedgie pick!