hundred thousand miles

the other day, i reached one hundred thousand miles on my car's odometer. that means if you took the distance my car has traveled and turned those miles into twine, you would have enough twine to tie a big bow around jupiter. if you took that twine and turned it into orange juice, you would have more orange juice than tropicana has produced in the last 50,000 years. if you took that orange juice and turned it back into miles, that's a pretty cool trick, man.

*all facts and figures are made up.