when i was packing up to move, i found all kinds of old junk in my apartment. i was surprised to find the google maps map that i used to get out here to LA. what an adventure that was. highlights of the trip include: being offered a prostitute in missouri; watching the olympics at my friend carrie's house in oklahomeboy; seeing two old racist women get denied while trying to purchase alcohol at a gas station in new mexico; going to the grand canyon alone and almost falling off a cliff; buying a hunting knife from a native american man at a roadside stand and getting a very uncertain look from him as he told me "be careful out there." chill out kemosabe, i'm not gonna kill anybody.