Friday, August 7, 2009

leave that dog alone!

in my opinion, if you own a dog, you should just let it be a dog. i mean, i think you should wash it regularly and teach it to poop outside and all that regular stuff. but other than basic housebreaking, you should just let it be a dog. well, i guess it's fun to teach a dog tricks and it's cool when dogs can play frisbee. but other than all that, just let your dog be a dog. well, it's kind of funny when dogs wear sunglasses. and it's kind of funny when dogs have people names like Gary or Stephanie. but other than ALL THOSE THINGS, i think you should just let your dog be a dog. and you should never, ever, nerver, naver touch your dog as close to the base of it's tail as the man is in the above photo.

also, i don't think flowers should be spraypainted gold. also, i don't think curtains should be airbrushed. also, this guy looks like a real weiner.

1 comment:

Amber Hollingsworth said...

it's weird that they went through all that trouble to set up the perfect scene, yet they photographed him just as he was doing the handsless wedgie pick!