i don't know if i've mentioned this to you guys before, but the ghost of our 16th president, abraham lincoln (pronounced "lean kin") haunts my apartment. it was a huge selling point when i was first considering renting this apartment. i thought it'd be cool to get haunted by him. i figured i'd try to befriend him, learn more about him, maybe eventually be able to come to him for advice, etc. but it's pretty annoying. all he EVER talks about is celebrity gossip.