sometimes i worry that my daughter might be stupid.
just kidding. i don't have a daughter. but someday, i might have a daughter. and if she eats toilet paper, i'm not going to call her stupid. i'm not going to do anything. because if you want the truth, i've eaten some toilet paper in my day. i'm not gonna lie to you. i knew it was something i wasn't supposed to eat, but i did it anyway. i wasn't doing it to look cool or rebel against my parents. it was just something i wanted to experience, for me. the toilet paper felt soft. i had eaten bits of notebook paper in school - the notebook paper was too coarse for my liking - so i tried some tp. and you know something? it wasn't bad. i enjoyed it.