i was just looking at the back of this subscription invoice and discovered that i am the winner of an Abu Garcia Rod and Reel Combination. then, in the PS, they threaten to take away my rod and reel, "If I do not hear from you within 10 days, I'll assume you are not interested in the rod, reel and 100 crappie lures and remove your name from the drawing." so it's a drawing? i'm not a winner! oh well, who needs 100 crappy lures when i've got 10 good ones at home?
it's a pun!