so i was spending some times in my living room when i heard a peculiar noise, specifically, a peculiar ghost noise. you know that ghost noise that i'm talkin' about? it's like how cows make that moo-sounding noise, but, you know, ghost instead of cow.
so anyway, i grab the 'ol toilet bowl cleaner wand and i just start flailing around like a maniac. i don't know whether i'm hittin' the stinkin' things or not. but i know they're there. so my odds gotta be pretty good.
anyway, so this is a photo that our automated security system snapped off during the tussle. pretty clear there's some paranormal presence.