here's a scene from the hit movie "garfled: pig in the city."INT. KITCHEN - MONDAY MORNING
Garfled: ugh. mondays are the worst.
Monday: i'm sick of you bitching about what day it is.
Garfled: ugh, where's my coffee? i want some fettuccine. i hate mondays.
Monday: you know, if you go through life hating mondays, you will hate at least 1/7 of your life.
Garfled: ugh. i'm going back to bed.
Garfled exits kitchen with a bowl of fettuccine.
Sean Arbuckled appears from his hiding spot in the cabinet.
Sean: i heard what happened, Monday.
Monday: just leave me alone, Sean.
Sean: it's not your fault you know. if he's not excited about his plans for today, that's his problem. it's not fair to blame it on a day of the week.
Monday: can it, Sean! i'm not in the mood!
Monday sneezes.
Sean: bless you.
Monday: that wasn't a sneeze! it was a cough!
Sean: sorry. it sounded like a sneeze.
Monday: (crying) it was a sneeze. i was just too embarrassed to tell you.
Sean and Monday hug.
Garfled walks by wearing sunglasses.
Garfled: i'm gonna catch some rays!
audience laughter, applause, fade to black.
1 comment:
male cats that are orange with black stripes are most likely sterile. no wonder he didnt like mondays.
"hang in there!"
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