the last time i owned a bike, i lived in indianapolis. i lived with two friends. we all owned bikes. then someone broke into our sunroom and stole our bikes. it was a real bummer. we had to call the police. they sent an officer to our house to check it out and file a report. he had a funny name but i can't remember what it was. maybe officer christmas. i can't remember.
anyway, i haven't owned a bike since.