Wednesday, December 16, 2009

feng shui, that's why.


yesterday, i rearranged my whole bedroom. now, instead of having the bed in the corner, like a sane person, my bed is right smack in the middle of the room. why? because a feng shui website told me to put it there.

look out world! my life is going to be awesome from here on out!

2 comments:

Amber said...

i... hm. that's... ??

\:-F

schoolpants said...

i don't understand your comment but if it was in any way dismissive, then you can go fly a kite. i love my new setup. i've slept great the last two days. i've been having the most vivid dreams.

i had one the other night where i got drunk and got two tattoos. then i was like "uh oh! i've got two tattoos!" and i was all worried my parents would be pisssed and people would think i was stupid but then i was like "you know what? i got these. they're mine. i like 'em!" and it became this thing like the part in ferris beuller's day off when cameron kicks his dad's car through the glass garage.

feng shui is making a man out of me.

i also had one where i was in ireland and i went to this pub i remembered and i was so siked to get a guinness but i only had american money. that one was less poignant.