noseface

my friend axel is from germany. when he was a kid, he was visiting holland with his dad. his dad, as a joke, told him you could tell dutch people from germans because the dutch all have noses right in the middle of their faces. axel, being a kid (kids are stupid), believed him. he started noticing that dutch people really all had noses RIGHT in the middle of their faces while the non-dutch had noses ... i don't know ...elsewhere.

i wish that nose-location was really what made people of different races and nationalities look different. for instance, the dutch have noses right in the middle of their faces. the germans have noses on the side of their heads. people from the united states have noses in the middle of their necks.