Thursday, April 1, 2010

Verizon Wirelies Presents: Schoolpants, A Blog Story

Good News, Gang! This blog has been purchased by Verizon Wirelies! Now, in addition to getting all most up-to-date Schoolpants news, you will also get special deals and coupons for all your Wirely needs!

From now on, look no further for news regarding:

  • Verizon text message phones, internet plugs, and microchips;
  • All the latest fashions of pants worn to school;
  • Cellular telephone coverage maps;
  • Computer Pants.
Also, I'm going to live at home with my parents from now on, which means no more photoshop pictures. We only have microsoft paint here. So pictures from now on will only look like this:

ha. suckers. what are you, stupid?

No comments: