We made it, guys! We really did it! I'm proud of all of us. Especially me. This is my 100th blorg post. They said it couldn't be done. I said, "who are They?" There was no response. Then I remembered that no one, in fact, said that it couldn't be done.
And let that be a lesson to you: No one says stuff can't be done. Whenever you hear someone talking about what "They" say, replace the words "they say" with "no one says" and you'll probably get a truer version of whatever they're talking about. Because in Real Life, no one gives a crap about anything. And neither should you.
What am I getting at? No one knows. Furthermore: no one cares. Including me. And that's what's great. Or horrible. Depending on how you look at it.
I'm using proper Capitalization in my 100th blorg post. I don't know why. It wasn't here in the first 99.
But here's what I'm getting at: it's been 100 days since my first blog post. 100 days. Think of all that's happened in these first 100 days. Everything and Nothing. Pretty cool, eh? I'll say. Yee-haw.