i was really proud of this thing i invented at work. i call him the King of Coffee. i should've taken a picture of him from the side too because it looks like he's wearing a bluetooth. and that cracks me up. a lot of old dudes come into the coffee shop wearing bluetooths. for those of you who don't know, a bluetooth is a tiny phone that nerds stick to one of their ears and then they walk around talking to themselves. it's hilarious.