assburgers syndrome is a real thing. there are two types of assburgers. the first is when huge burgers grow out of your ass (see above photo) the second is when people are just extremely awkward in social interactions. the first kind is really rare. the second isn't that rare. my theory is that we all have a few assburgers. not the ones that grow on your ass but the ones that make us weird and awkward. some people have a lot. some people barely have any. i prefer people who have a lot. i like awkward people.