hey party people: you know what today is? today is schoolpants's 300th day of being schoolpants. how bout that? the last one hundred days haven't been terribly exciting for the blog, apart from the invention of a new game show, my first music video, and lots and lots and lots of traveling. but alas, summer is over. kind of. and it's time to get back to work. i have great confidence that schoolpants is entering an era of unprecedented blog-cess. 300 cheers for schoolpants! hip hip .... hip hip ... hip hip ... and so on. 300 times. HOORAY.