hair

i was thinking a lot about hair last night. i was thinking about how it'd be weird if mustaches, instead of growing just below the nose, grew right across the bridge of the nose.
the world would be a sillier place, i think.

i was also thinking about how what if instead of growing millions of really skinny hairs, what if your DNA told your body to just put all that hair into one huge thick hair. then i realized we'd all look kinda like Kid from Kid n Play.
which would make the world a way cooler place.