every once in awhile, you gotta take a day off. some people take a day off and go to their friend's house and convince their friend to take their dad's super fancy car for a spin and then they make a phony phone call to the principal to get their girlfriend out of school and then they go to a fancy restaurant and almost bump into their dad and then they go to a cubs game and lip sync to a beatles song right in the middle of a big german parade. and then they watch the stock market and go swimming in a pool and the friend sees the girlfriend naked. then the friend ruins his dad's car but he's okay with it because it's like a coming-of-age moment for him. then their sister kicks the principal in the face and a dog chews up his leg and the principal has to ride the bus back to school because his car got towed and he's humiliated.but me, today on my day off, i just slept in as long as i could and then ate some cereal and a banana and watched an old episode of malcolm in the middle. then i went and saw a movie. now i'm gonna eat again and lay around and probably fall back asleep pretty soon.
a day off is a wonderful thing.
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