everyone knows pregnant women aren't supposed to drink outer space booze. why do they even put that in the warning? instead, they should list some things that pregnant women SHOULD do. like this: eat plenty of ice cream, read stories to your stomach, listen to mozart or some other boring music, learn a foreign language, tell your husband you love him, tv/vcr repair, pregnant yoga, watch plenty of AFV, avoid earthquakes, write a personalized lullaby for your new kid (the one in your stomach), eat plenty of ice cream.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
everyone knows this already
everyone knows pregnant women aren't supposed to drink outer space booze. why do they even put that in the warning? instead, they should list some things that pregnant women SHOULD do. like this: eat plenty of ice cream, read stories to your stomach, listen to mozart or some other boring music, learn a foreign language, tell your husband you love him, tv/vcr repair, pregnant yoga, watch plenty of AFV, avoid earthquakes, write a personalized lullaby for your new kid (the one in your stomach), eat plenty of ice cream.
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how else is the baby supposed to get cheap space booze? come on!
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