have you guys had red oval? it's a beer. it's an awesome beer. it only costs $2.99 a six pack. and it has really cool cans. do you know what my favorite things about the can are? if you said the red oval, you're wrong. i like the gold/red/gold stripes at the top and bottom. i also like the amount of blank white space. i used to always say if i ever make my own beer cans, they'd just be white and say "BEER."
like the beers in repo man and in lost.
but now that i'm older and wiser, i think they would say "BEER!" with an exclamation point and they'd have stripes at the bottom and top. just like red oval. here's a rough sketch.