in a startling blow to both the evolutionary theory and the existence of god, two british doctors have found that some people have uncontrollable sneezing fits whenever they think of sex. "how could god or any logic account for this?!" shouted one american boy, upon discovery of this BBC article. no answer was given.
i, for one, will no longer being saying, "bless you" when suspicious looking characters sneeze near me. rather, i plan to offer a sidelong glance and mutter "perv" under my breath.
maybe as this study develops, the traditional "bless you" will transition to a more appropriate "get your mind out of the gutter" or at least, the already popular, "get a room!"
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